Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The One That Let Me Find Out

I have always said to every female I've been involved with that "I don't care if you cheat on me,just don't let me find out".... So far only one tried me on this.
After my "break-up" with PD (see I did this to myself) my high school girlfriend ended up attending the school I was at. Needless to say I was in a rut after everything that happedned with PD so I sort of gravitated towards my ex (from this point on known as BuckWild or BW...sorry Flav...I choose this name because I couldn't keep this monkey out of the club she lost her fuken mind once she started school)We ended up starting up where we left off when I graduated she was a year or so behind me so we had been apart for nearly 2years, but things seemed to be the same, little did I know this bitch was handing out the ass like student loans, almost everybody could get it.
This is how I found out.....She picked me up one day after practice, all of the guys were walking out of the gym at the same time talking trash, the usual... I see BW across the parking lot,I give my so called boys a pound and head that way. I get in the car give her a kiss and we head back towards the way I just walked from...as we are driving by some of these Africans start slapping the trunk of her car and hollering out her name "BW what's up girl, BW let me get in".. I look at her and ask her "how do you know these cats you just got here 3 weeks ago" she trys to play me like my name was Joe Doughnut by telling me that they are friends of her roomate. OHHHH OK (that is my "you know I don't believe you" response) About this same time I let the seat back and stretch out, putting my hands in the back seat.....WTF !!! I feel a hat in the backseat, knowing I don't wear hats I pull it out to take a look, it was a bright yellow Polo hat, only one person on campus had a hat like this, he was on the basketball team, and his shit was in MY WOMAN'S CAR !!
I questioned her about it and again she blames her roomate, saying she let her use her car the previous night. I know this bitch and I know she is not letting anyone drive her 1990 Cavalier. I tell her to take me to the dorm to take a shower and that we'll talk later. I go up to the basketball player's floor straight to Mr Yellow Hat's room. I just flat out asked him "Yo Yellow Hat you supposd to be my boy,if you smashed BW just let me know so I can drop that chick, that is all I want to know." He beats around the bush for 5 minutes or so then he says "Yeah 1 I hit that within the first week or so after she got here"... I was a little taken aback but didnt over-react I was like "cool, thanks for telling me I supposed you didnt know I was talking to her" during this time Yellow Hat's roommate comes into the room thus giving Yellow Hat reason to try to show his ass and try to disrespect your boy 1. He starts talking loud saying shit like "she came to me 'cause you wasn't doing nothing"...I look at him try to explain that I have no beef with him and that I'll take it up with her..but he keeps on and his roommate chimes in. I walk out the door only to hear more chatter from these two jack asses.. at this point I've had enough daddy didn't raise no punk...I go back into their room grab yellow hat around the neck and proceed to put the Joe Jackson choke on his azz..his punk ass roommate runs up out the room and we go at it...after stuffing his azz between the wall and the bed I jump in my car catch BW outside of her dorm and tell her to get it..she does and I start questioning her again about what happened...she starts lying and lying and lying, I tell her what happened back at my dorm and only then did she tell me what happened with her and Mr Hat... I pulled my fist back and with everything in me (dramatic music)... punched my windshield, the entire driver side shattered, she starts screaming begging me not to hit her...daddy also told me not to hit a woman...so.... I slowed the car down to about 5 mph (this was right in front of our student union) and pushed her ass out right there in front of everybody.....I got into some trouble with coach for kicking a starting player's ass, but otherwise everything else was cool, BW and I talk occasionally when I go to the SIP and she always tells me how she messed things up with us, but truth be told I'm glad she did. 1

11 Comments:

At 12:39 PM, Blogger 1InTheSame said...

To Dynasty, don't you think I kept my temper in check...I thought I handled myself really well =-)

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Miz JJ said...

Ok, Mario Winans. You really wouldn't want to know? This story is hilarious. I'm with Dynasty you are better off knowing that she's not worth your time.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger 1InTheSame said...

To Miz JJ.. I am about to die laughing at you calling me Mario Winans... It was good to find out about her "ways" before my shit ended up falling off.

To Blah...Where in the Hell have you been ?? You ain't called, wrote, sent no damn smoke signals or nothing....(whispering now) I missed you girl. I laugh my self when I think about this shit my young thugged out days LOL !!

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger P said...

She's nasty. . .She looks like she is on the fast track to death and disease. . .

 
At 6:58 AM, Blogger Ms. Confessions said...

I agree w/ Blah; either she just didn’t give a damn or she was just dumb. I’ll assume the later. Because if you didn’t give a damn you wouldn’t lie…

Next time you find yourself feeling the need to get physical start to count to 20 and then tell that person “I really don’t’ like you right now!”

Then slap them and leave…Lol j/k

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger 1InTheSame said...

To P...she was on the fast track allright 3 kids and 2 divorces later... I'll let you do the math.

To Trizzy...you have got to love that answer, I have a friend at work that cracks up everytime I say that. We need to copyright that one !!

To A Woman On The Move... Someone with a Blog name longer that mine (LOL).I dont know what it was with her..she was fresh from a small town into a slightly bigger college town and I guess she thought she could handle all of the extra attention she was getting by being Ms New Booty.

Thanks For Reading Ladies !!

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger 1InTheSame said...

To Rob Mack... This chick is the one that helped to Donkey evolve, I was a changed man after this, Yeah Mr Hat told me he hit within the first week, and not only did he get his ass whipped he ended up being humiliated because the door stayed open when his punk ass roommate ran out and everyone on the floor saw him getting molly whomped (country term for anihilated), I have always been a laid back person, My motto is do you just don't fuck over me and try to make a fool out of me. BW thought she was about to get done in , but I would never hit a female either.

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger Blah Blah Blah said...

I miss you back!

 
At 4:05 PM, Blogger 1InTheSame said...

To Mr Slish...Right you are.... our people don't know when to shut up.

 
At 5:50 AM, Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Thats why HAT BOY get..his roommate shoulda caught it too.....DId u give him his hat back? How many kids does said chick have now?

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger 1InTheSame said...

To Missy...that hat is stil at my mom's house in Mississippi to this day. Ol' girl has 3 kids last I heard. If I could have got his roommate before he busted out of the room he would have caught it too.

 

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