Acting a Donkey

Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryin to get you and that booty
Tryin get to you and that booty....
Girl, I been shaking and acting a DONKEY tryin to get you and that monkey
Tryin to get you and that monkey... (T-Pain featuring E40 / U and Dat)

How does a DONKEY act one might say...
Anyone that knows me (feel free to comment) knows that I am usually a laid back guy, I tend go with the flow, I am non-confrontational (to an extent), basically a laid back, hide and watch type of guy..... but then there another side of me.. an alcohol fueled beast that tends to make sure he is seen and known (sort of like P Diddy...lol).

The Donkey laid low for years when I first moved up here.. being a country animal and not being used to the "BIG" city and all...and then one night it happened... (I believe the moon was full that night) after having 10 or 12 beers... 7 or 8 Absolut and Cran (this is supposed to be my "finisher") it was like when the lightning hit Frankenstein.. "I was ALIVE".... The Donkey had me everywhere...talking to women, dancing, flirting, passing out my number, taking numbers, buying drinks, drinking drinks.... This MoFo was on point all night !! I had to ask one of my friends the next day "did you see my donkey last night"...she was like "Donkey ?? No, Why ??" I say.."Because I know I showed my ass !!" (I'll wait while you try to recover from laughing at that funny shit.....hum the music from Jeopardy to yourself.............) Since that night it gets easier each time I go out to let my guard down, to let the donkey run things for a moment...letting him out of the cage once every two or three months shouldn't hurt anything should it ??


This is my alter-ego ladies and gents, who else out there has one ??