This year at Thanksgiving..

This year at Thanksgiving I hope and wish...
1. That my uncle doesn't make one of his "famous" potatoe salad sandwiches..That shit is just nasty to look at.
2. That Africans dont end up arguing over the last plate of chitterlings...Have some fuken dignity they're pig intestines Damnit !!
3. That the aunties dont get too drunk off of that "yak" ...talking about how much they miss the deceased frome years back...then talking about how much they hated their asses when they were alive !
4. That my cousins dont show up just to fix a plate and leave...that is some disrespectful shit..sit your asses down and eat with the family.
5. That my Uncle (again) dosen't knock over the women and children in order to get the first (3) plates...greedy nucca !
6. That the annual "Thanksgiving Day Spades Fight" doesn't break out...that gets ugly.. Granny cant fight like she used to..and cuss fights stops being interesting after a while. This also goes for Dominoes, Checkers, Chess, Playstation, Pictionary, or whatever else the family chooses to partake in.
7. That people realize that is doesn't matter who washed dishes last year, the point is that the shit needs to be done, wash your own damn dishes...that's what I do..besides I helped wash last year. =-)
8. That the family actually stop to give "thanks" this year..ungrateful ass ingrates, nothing is promised to us, stop and realize that.
9. And more than anything I wish that I could be there with you guys (my family & friends)...with that being said.. Why can't ya'll come visit me sometimes ?? DAYUM !!

Happy Thanksgiving... 1