Count Me In

My best friend, my ace, my ni**a if you dont get no bigger, where do I even begin with this.... I am proud of you man, you have a beautiful baby girl and I am proud that you are doing what you feel is necessary to make things right by her...

Although we dont get to see each other as much as we did, it seems like I see you everyday since we talk so damn much...and even though you and the future misses said that it is not necessary for me to come ALL THE WAY down there, I wouldnt miss this for the world, and I know that you would not think twice about doing the same for me.

Ladies reading this know that the world will be so much safer for you and your daughters now that this African is off the market... together he and I have terroized the South, parts of the Midwest, and several islands off of the coast of Florida (lol)we sound alot like Hurricane Katrina.. But seriously Sneak congrats..if you ever need me for anything at all never hesitate to call me and dont even think about going to that Court House until I show up Friday morning !! May God bless you and the future Mrs. Sneak, baby Sneak, may your marriage be blessed, your household, and your family. Do your thang dog "I aint mad at ya"... Love ya Man..
Count Me In for Friday...

28 Random Thoughts From a 28 Year Old on the 28th Day

1. Why is it that I meet someone "perfect" whenever I am already involved ?
2. With that being said...Why is it so hard to end a relationship when I know I am unhappy ?
3. Why am I attracted to older women ?
4. Why did I steal this Blog idea from Rob Mack ??
5. Why do certain "Africans" not know how to act in Corporate America ?
6. Why do certain "Africans" not know how to dress for Corporate America ?
7. Are Flip Flops acceptable for Corporate America ?
8. Where in the hell did "she" find a size 14 women's flip flop ?!?!
9. Why am I really starting to "feel" Track Star...(see "Why are these Bitches so Nosey??")
10. Why do I check Blah Blah Blah's blog 15 times a day ?
11. Why did I feel obligated to post a blog today ?
12. How long does it take to figure out this entire Blog thing (so far I can only post and comment) ??
13. If I say I am going to call you back in 15 minutes....please give me at least 10 minutes before you call me back.
14. Why is it that when I talk to a dude whose voice is deeper than mine I try to make mine deeper ?
15. Why did my mom tell me back in the day "If she can't use my comb dont' bring her home" (no offense Mom..I am not trying to have some nappy headed chick coming to the crib using your big afro comb... where my ladies with the "good hair" at ??)
16. How many women still use combs anyway ?
17. Will I have a nervous breakdown when I hit 30 ?
18. Do not tell me your business...I do not want to know.
19. If at one time you did tell me your business and it got out dont ASS-U-ME that I told it.....Bitch you know you told everyone else...you know what happens when we assume things. Feelings get hurt, toes stepped on, all that 'ol stuff.
20. Why does my family only call me with bad news ?
21. How did I escape having a Southern accent... 23years in "The Sip"..no one can tell.
22. I will keep reciprocation alive !! remember that..(I know you are reading this)
23. I agree with Rob Mack... by all means Chicago area "fun boys" be gay and proud of it...Rob you cover the South and I'll handle the ladies up North.
24. Why do I not go into the city more ?
25. I believe I will go looking for some "scattered ass" this weekend (plenty of protection + random chick + alcohol = scattered ass)
26. With those ass whoopings she was taking..How in the hell did Tina think Ike still loved her. (what part of the relationship is that)
27. Why in the hell would you leave home to use the restroom at work ?...this is something that I will never understand...Handle that shit (literally) before you leave home.
28. Where did the Summer go ?! I missed it =-(

Have a good weekend everyone...Keep The Dream Alive RECIPROCATE !!

I will drop a bomb if ya'll dont turn some AC on !!!

Dont ya'll believe this is the sentiment of half of the people living and fighting in the Middle East. "If there was some AC on somewhere, anywhere I would be cool (literally)"
I know how it is when I get hot...Let the Ac go off in my crib (even here in IL) I am ready to kick sombody's ass. Imagine living in that constant heat all of your life.. hell yes I'd be ready to fight!!
I heard someone say.. open a water park up over there....fighting would cease immediatley, blast the Electric Slide in the middle of a battle...guns would hit the ground before the first turn and dip... We have ways to stop the fighting over there, who is willing to bet that this is what Condi is thinking this week while she is over there..."Fuck all this fighting ya'll, let's have a barbecue."

Not making light of these situations at all...just trying to lighten up a dark situation.. Keep Blogging ya'll...dont forget to reciprocate.

Reciprocation

Happy Friday Blog World !!
Wikitionary defines reciprocation as a mutual giving and returning; as, the reciprocation of kindness.
First of all (ladies) I don't do anything for the purpose of receiving anything in return, I do it 'cause I want to and I love something about yo fonky ass.
Just think though you just put in major work on your man..I'm talking about hooked him UP ...balls and all... after you finish he just sits there looking at the fukin wall or something. You my friend will be in need of reciprocation..
Fellas stop being so damned selfish..hook your ladies up occasionally, 'cause you know you are gonna want her to smell your NUSTY MUTS sooner or later.... RECIPROCATION.. one good turn deserves another.
Ladies tell that Monkey Quid pro Quo...Fellas learn what that shit means.
One more thing ladies dont wait until ya'll are just about to almost maybe get down to do the 'ol nasty rug burn dance...surprise his ass grab that thang, take it out and handle your business... finish it up... and calmly tell that Monkey you want.....RECIPROCATION.....Have a good weekend... and get out there and reciprocate.

?? Why Are These Bitches So Nosey ??

Why are these bitches so nosey ya'll.... talking about these "folks" I work with. I have a female friend here at work, she's new here, fine as hell, has more sense in her little toe than these big Sophia from the Color Purple looking.... that is neither here nor there..I digress..back to the question "why" damnit "why".

I am a friendly guy, so what I am friendlier to females more so than males... the thing is I am friendly on damn near the same level with all these females in here as I am with (what shall we call her)... Track Star (more on that as we progress). My professionalism can only go so far, two weeks ago BDO (Big Dark One) has the nerve to call me aside and ask me what's up with me and Track Star, I proceed to tell her that nothing is going on we are merely friends and that is it, she then asks me "Do you think I am stupid" in my mind "The Donkey" was telling me to say "Hell Yeah, monkey you have to be stupid to have the nerve to just come out and ask me that"...but my Mom taught me to be respectful to my elders so I stuck with my original answer of "nothing".

Yesterday Track Star tells me that another of "The Goonies" asked her what's up with us...to which she gave the same reply.. Goonie then tells her.. just watch yourself girl I have heard that he messed with another girl here that got fired...My response was... WTF !!!!! Goonie has been here less than a year compared to my 5 yrs... we speak when we cross paths (me being friendly) so I'm thinking what do YOU know about ME.

Sidenote: BDO also came up to me regarding said female from last paragraph to ask the same question..it was almost an instant replay of this situation with Track Star.... Last female was "just a friend" attractive and younger than these other crows...

Why can I not be friends with an attractive, younger female at work ? I have had similar relationships with older women at work and not a damn thing has been said.. why the hate ladies, and gentleman (only one).

Be aware co-workers>>> Professional 1InTheSame has left the building...Stay the FUCK UP OUT MY BUSINESS !!!

1 In The Same

1 In The Same... This has been a title that I have tried to avoid my whole life of being 1 In the same. I spent most of my high school years, all of my college years and a majority of my adult years not so much trying to convince others but trying to convince my self that I AM NOT 1 in the same. Dont get me wrong Blog world there is nothing wrong with being one of the crowd when I say 1 in the same I am comparing my self to influences in my life, i.e. my Dad, my grand pa (both of them), various Uncles and various friends.

When I say I have had some PISS poor male influences... damn ya'll I have had some piss poor male influences. I am sure over the course of our time together I'll share some stories for yo' ass.

Long story short because of the way I have seen most of my male family act I have spent years trying not to be like "THEM" and convince myself that I am not 1 in the same.

Regardless of these things I still find myself doing the Generational thing my folks are doing and have done...WTF I know better... Stay Tuned...

Long Time Coming

Well here we are post # 1... not sure what I plan to accomplish by this Blog... I just know that after reading the adventures of Slish, R Mack and Zed.. I thought I might have a story or two to tell.. Stay tuned we'll see what turns up.